All you have to do is enlist in the United States Army and Uncle Sam will provide you with a gun, ammo and it is all free.
But that isn't all.
If you are lucky enough, Uncle Sam will provide you with someone to kill and the best part is you won't be charged with murder, and not only that but you will be paid to kill someone with taxpayer dollars.
Other benefits include three hots and a cot and free health insurance in case you are shot before you shoot the "bad guy."
There is also free food prepared by the United States Army cooks, or you will be given MREs (Meals Ready to Eat) which are mouth-watering.
During your basic training, the Army cooks will prepare SOS (S..t on a Shingle) a delicious combination of creamed chipped beef served on toast which you can smell at least a mile away.
But the best part by far is there are no concealed weapons laws and you get to carry your gun (rifle) everywhere you go.
For the life of me, I can't understand why gun lovers don't take advantage of this opportunity courtesy of Uncle Sam.
And one last thing.
If you go on a killing spree, you won't be called a serial killer, but instead you might be lucky enough to be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.
I had all these wonderful benefits as you can see by the picture below and I'm not even a gun lover.
Bill Corcoran, Former Cpl (E-4), United States Army Combat Engineers and a Korean War veteran.